theclearlydope:

Some questions:
Is ass wash the same as a general body wash?
When you say “white people bread” I assume that’s wheat bread.
Good mayo .. Hellman’s or Kraft?
pleatedjeans:

shopping list found at Wal-Mart. From now on, I will only be referring to condoms as ‘dong bags.’ via


My kinda grocery list

theclearlydope:

Some questions:

Is ass wash the same as a general body wash?

When you say “white people bread” I assume that’s wheat bread.

Good mayo .. Hellman’s or Kraft?

pleatedjeans:

shopping list found at Wal-Mart. From now on, I will only be referring to condoms as ‘dong bags.’ via

My kinda grocery list

Hey guuuuuuuuurrrrlll …. wanna chicken sandwich?

…saw this as i was making a chicken sandwich…

Hey guuuuuuuuurrrrlll …. wanna chicken sandwich?

…saw this as i was making a chicken sandwich…

Next generation of planking.

Next generation of planking.

Facebook doesn’t need a dislike button, it needs a FU button.

Facebook doesn’t need a dislike button, it needs a FU button.

Favorite picture ever

Favorite picture ever

Quote of the day…11 likes on Facebook (:

Quote of the day…11 likes on Facebook (: